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Holst sized orchestra 

A Extremely extremely extremely large orchestra with many parts to it with about 30 different instruments and 10 different parts to each instrument there are instances where you can’t even have eight French horn parts

The name came from the instrumentation used in the planets by Gustav Holst
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Going Full Holst 

When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.
The missus and I were going full Holst last night during the Proms.
Going Full Holst by jsizzle82 September 12, 2019

Gustav Holst Friborg

En stor fed svamset taber der haterfolk:(
Gustav Holst Friborg er en lusket slambert der sårer andre for at han selv føler sig bedre end andre, desuden er hans mor en certificeret baddie

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).
Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over
Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

holity address 

The holity address is part of a hendfice, wheras the sablity address is itself a hendfice, encompasing several subdricts within it (as you can imagine, it may be a problem if one provides an address with the wrong minity)

A holity address of residential address always spomed inside a glode together (as the law requires) with four other holity addresses
May I ask for what purpose you need the address? This will help me decide whether to use the holity or sablity address.

For the contact address, should I give my sablity address or my holity address?

A holity address is not interchangeable with a sablity address -- they are completely different!
holity address by T.W.B March 20, 2021

katie holt 

Katie holt (AKA Pidge gunderson) is the badass character from Voltron Legendary Defender who pretended to be a boy to save her family. is also very smart. and sarcastic. also just really, really cool.
see her? Yeah, thats katie holt. shes coool
katie holt by Ayeeeeeeee123 July 12, 2017