Hold My Nuts

Generally, it's a "fuck you" to whoever you say it to.
Told to a person who is hated.

"Next time I see him I'm gonna tell him to hold my nuts."

by krispychickun May 29, 2015

Hold my nuts

The act of carusone being made to hold moyers nuts often interchangeable with dennis

Carusone, hold my nuts

by KongDongVonHuge'n'Long November 5, 2020

Hold My nuts

It is when you hold the nuts of another person in your hands, individualy. You can also hold them in your hands. This is mostly ment for lazy guys, to have there friend or girlfriend to give them a hand with there nuts.

Alex: Can you hold my nuts?
Keya: Yes, i can
*places in hand*
Alex: thanks for giving me a hand

by Parmasan May 31, 2010

Hold my nuts from the back

A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.

(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)

Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.

Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.

by Pee pee poo poo 69 July 31, 2023