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A smell so horrible that it is liable to strip paint from the walls, cause spasmodic fits, eye watering, stomach discomfort, temporary blindness, hair loss, tinnitus, internal haemorrhaging, and will send you running from the room. The smell is so terrible it's often imbued into the walls, carpet, and furniture of the room it inhabits.
Don't go in there, it smells like hoig.
You can't even go in his room anymore, it reeks like hoig.
I went out with a guy last night and his hair smelt a little like hoig.

I vomited because the hoig in his room was so strong.
Hoig by Tohmas C. Dobbs. March 17, 2019
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When viewing a fit womens legs from behind, the hoigen is the gap or space between the crutch and the knees.

This is a physical attribute usually pertaining to a higher quality female form.

Also known as daylight or kransky.
Those are some tight pants that bitch is wearing today, they really accentuate her hoigen.
hoigen by Mickey F. August 3, 2009
A term coined by teenagers in Southern California meaning something weird, odd, or utterly hilarious. Basically, it means anything that is weird enough to laugh aloud at.

Things that are "hoigois" can be likable or hated depending on the usage.
Person 1: "Why are you laughing?"

Person 2: "That guy playing the tuba is so hoigois!
Hoigois by Melith. February 4, 2010
Very lit person. Ladies man, all the girl loved him like crazy. One of the popular kids at school and in the streets. Never let anyone bully him and will fight anybody whenever he needs to. Also a very loving person!
Dang, Hoigo is a real ass nigga.
hoigo by RealQuotesForever January 15, 2018

Huckin Hoiget 

In other words one may say to someone, "you are a fucking faggot" but when "huckin hoiget" is said at the right time the person who is being called a fag will most likely say "say whaaaaaaaaaa?" When used appropriately this word can own nubs, insulting them so much they will most likely shit their pants.
guy in car: "HEY!"
people on street: "HEEEEEEY!!!"
guy in car: "Shut the fuck up ya huckin hoigets!"

"You know that guy that lives on 187 Main Street?"
"Ya man, he's tots a huckin hoiget!"

Hoighty toighty 

We are going to have a hoighty toighty party tonight...we got some awesome steaks and Russian vodka, yeah!
Hoighty toighty by Blfuffer July 9, 2011
When you're playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you get a cheap and or "noobish" kill then you say this to signify to yourself and others that you just got a totally nooby kill, nothing to be proud of.
*game winning kill with a noob tube (grenade launcher) headshot* Random noob: HOIGLE!
Hoigle by Beefyrules April 10, 2010