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The act of using another mans scrotum to wrap around your aroused penis for the purpose of masterbation.
That dude let me do a Hofmann on him last night. He's sick!
by Nicetruck69 April 11, 2014
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.
Toucan Sam got surgery on his beak just so he wouldn't look like a canary compared to Hofmann.
by Friendly'z January 27, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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