by hofflover101 July 29, 2021
(v) Hoffing Hoffed A very specific prank involving taking advantage of the fact that someone has left their computer unlocked and changing the background to a picture of a half naked David Hasselhoff.
No seriously, we used to Hoff eachother all the time at Microsoft. This is why I Windows-L everytime I walk away from my desk as a reflex.
by Kragthor July 17, 2021
Kid from Russia. Face looks like rocky road and has a snap score under 10,000. Only talks to ugly girls and will always be a virgin.
by FibgerblasteR123469 September 27, 2019
“Did y’all try hoffing that line in Dunedin?” Lisa asked the couple
🎵Blinding lights playing in the background.🎵
“Did you hoff that with your euro 💶 in Formby Hall?” The goon inquired to Meg.
🎵Blinding lights playing in the background.🎵
“Did you hoff that with your euro 💶 in Formby Hall?” The goon inquired to Meg.
by The wicked witch of Oz August 23, 2021
A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022
A guy who will rip a big one on your pillows, trade you for detos, play multiverse, and eat a strict diet of pizza rolls and burgers.
Person 1: So I met this guys the other day and he likes Doritos but he calls them detos for some reason?
Person 2: You met Jojo Hoff!
Person 2: You met Jojo Hoff!
by Pigsbarfing July 28, 2022