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Hoecrastination 

When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.
Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"

Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"

Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."
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hocrastinating 

Procrastinating, by way of engaging in ho-like activities.
Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.

Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.
hocrastinating by EDD7 December 16, 2010

Hoecrastinating 

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.
"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."
Hoecrastinating by penisshakes November 26, 2019

holecrastinating 

When you have something that needs to be done in a timely matter but instead you fall into a social media video hole or finger swiping.
Me: Nora are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?!
Me: I said are you holecrastinating?
Wife: Am I what?’
Me: Yea, I thought so.
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