hodgemoto 

The alpha and omega, the lord of those who need lording. The one that Chuck Norris goes to for answers

I thought I was kewl, but hodgemoto did not decree it thusly

hodgemoto by Jonatin Hymen July 2, 2007

Hodgemoto 

A person who thinks that they are cool but are in fact a really huge fag.

Wow look at that guy over there. He's such a hodgemoto.

Hodgemoto by Larry Vagina January 17, 2009

Hodgeology 

The study of Hodge: the study of masturbation

At college I am going to study Hodgeology

Hodgeology by Elmo Buono February 18, 2008