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The alpha and omega, the lord of those who need lording. The one that Chuck Norris goes to for answers

I thought I was kewl, but hodgemoto did not decree it thusly
by Jonatin Hymen May 29, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A person who thinks that they are cool but are in fact a really huge fag.
Wow look at that guy over there. He's such a hodgemoto.
by Larry Vagina January 17, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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