Hobojob 

A shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.

Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”

Hobojob by Rekivile August 20, 2018

hoboloboactive 

A homeless intellectual.

My philosophy teacher became hoboloboactive after being thrown out of his house for not paying the rent.

hoboloboactive by mihais13 March 28, 2008

hobojible 

Whole bunch of bull. Used when describing a group or type of people that are insincere and full of shit.

If you think showing off your money to attract women, you will only attract hobojibles

hobojible by Yenator September 17, 2019

hobjob 

a handjob and blowjob at the same time.

that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)

hobjob by JL.Levy January 28, 2009

hobojoe

a term referring to the website hobojoe.net in which viewers submit their own homemade jackass videos or watch ones created by the site crew members

dude that could go on hobojoe!
or
man you should hobojoe that stunt!

hobojoe by merizim July 5, 2004

HoboJoe

A stereotypical hobo that travels along the rails, usually in the 1930s. Usually has a harmonica (and a weird hatred for flutes)

Quinn : Who's that on the train?
Ryan : That's Hobojoe. He's trying to reach New York

HoboJoe by IsItVladmir June 17, 2019

Hobjob 

Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.

Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!

Hobjob by The Only Congo June 19, 2013