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a man's beast; his organ; one's phallus

Origin: A shortened form of the word "hoagie" (which Philadelphians use to mean a "sub" type of sandwich, like the kind they serve at Subway)
DAMN! Bitch want on yo hoag!
hoag by Geesta January 3, 2005
The one and only. Hoag's are ballatastic and get FUCKED all day long.
Hoag's hardtastic hard on penetrated Kaylea's shoes.
hoag by Funkalicious89 March 18, 2009
a bitch, sleazebag, someone you don't like or think should go slit their wrists with a rusty nail.
omg. karen is such a HOAG! i cant believe she put pins in my thong again! when i sat down. you know.
Hoag by MerryMeri September 16, 2005
A slang term meaning to joke around or to trick.
ex., "I was just hoagin'!"
"You've GOT to be hoagin'!"
hoag by xxx-swoosh June 2, 2007

Hoag City 

A really ugly ass bitch born and raised in a non-diverse town full of other ugly ass bitches who are extremely awkward in any given social situation. Girls and Boys raised in Hoag City can be of all shapes and sizes, 99.9% fat, however 0.01% consist of skinny ugly bitches with big eyes and a crooked nose.
That bitch is so ugly must be born of incent in Hoag City.
Hoag City by hoagcitybitch November 3, 2013

xeana rae hoag 

xeana rae hoag is a really fat ugly white person
OMG its xeana rae hoag shes so fat ugly and white ewww