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I am a leet coder, I can code C, php, html, asp, perl, python. I also have a 15 inch cock, that all the girls love to ride. I wear glasses, which make me geeky. I am an irc god, everyone worrships me. I love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. I love girls. I don't love guys. Anal sex is good to give, not to recive.
HoFFY, may we ride your balls?!
by HoFFY February 05, 2005
Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.
Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond
by Sean de Leer July 23, 2013
To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
by xfit blokes April 29, 2014
An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.
HoFFY is an asshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl
by someone February 20, 2005
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