The adult version of roommate, now graduated to Housemate. Usually not a desirable way to live, but often required in order to avoid living out of your SUV or a tarp underneath a bridge.
When your gated community condo is vacated by your spouse, leaving you stuck with a killer mortgage and high utilities, you must coexist with a HM to avoid foreclosure.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
Acronym for Hard-on Management Services.
A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.
Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.
Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.
Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.
Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.
Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.
Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
Dude: Hey Joe, I heard you hard to call in HMS last night.
Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.
Dude: How much did you pay?
Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.
Dude: How much did you pay?
Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
by Okix25 December 6, 2011
Hms means “H@ñg myself” and
another term Hys means “H@ñg Yourself”, please don’t harass people using these Terms please ty
another term Hys means “H@ñg Yourself”, please don’t harass people using these Terms please ty
by lesbian_mess March 10, 2022
'Her Majesty's Ship' in reference to 'shipping' for fandoms. In my experience, I have only seen this referred to in the Harry Potter fandom. It may be in others, but I dont know.
The HMS Orange Crush is my preferred shipping, and I absolutely barf when I find out someone ships HMS Harmony.
by Rosalie M July 11, 2008
A nice thoughtful guy that does amazing things in life and likes to pursue multiple careers, he most likely is going to be an amazing rapper/singer, a Forex Market Trader, A professional gamer that's going to join Faze or he's gonna have his own business. Hes an amzing person that is nice to everyone and is really focuses on his relgion. Call him HM cause he the goat.
by jxmie April 30, 2020
Hakuna Matata, no worries. Derived from the Walt Disney feature film "The Lion King". Also used as a sign off or hello. General well wishing towards someone. Can also be used as an adjective determining how relaxed or "worry free" an activity or action is.
by X-Alted One September 29, 2010
by brad fretz January 28, 2008