History is the told stories of the world, usually revolving around how one society battled/invaded/took over/had conflict with another (i.e. Americans Americanizing everything), or the internal struggles in said society.

Most noticeable (and somewhat traumatic) events of history involve lots of death, despite the fact that people die every day - just in less dramatic ways.

An example of this is the Pearl Harbor Bombing of World War II.
History is always written by the people who win.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
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Past events that are constantly filtered by historians/govt. to ensure that we now what they want us to.
Global Warming has never happened before-Al Gore
Tell that to Leaf Ericson!-World History Scientist
by Todd Webb September 22, 2008
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something you dont want your parents to see on your computer because its filled with useful stuff like porn and shit to masturbate about.
admit it.. history is shiiiiiitt
by goodwordmaster March 7, 2011
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A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk
You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........
by Paul December 25, 2003
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