A subject that is supposed to help people learn from mistakes made in the past but only teaches you how petty and whimsical people really were back then.
I learnt a chapter in history today and was shocked to read that Caesar had been backstabbed by his friend. Literally.
by AquarianAce November 29, 2021
I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.
by I'm totally not a spy February 18, 2021
by lolidkboiiii June 19, 2021
(adverb) -
1: Pertaining to the art of storytelling that involves interjecting historical facts and figures into everyday events. Creating a bristling wall of history in modern life that is impossible to ignore.
2: Explaining said stories and experiences to another friend, without burdening them with the unnecessarily yet extremely juicy bits of information and distantly relevant narratives involved.
1: Pertaining to the art of storytelling that involves interjecting historical facts and figures into everyday events. Creating a bristling wall of history in modern life that is impossible to ignore.
2: Explaining said stories and experiences to another friend, without burdening them with the unnecessarily yet extremely juicy bits of information and distantly relevant narratives involved.
Character 1: "Dude, the president's speech last night interrupted my robot chicken episode! That was so uncool."
Character 2: "Yeah, but imagine if you were in the 1930's and every night the president would give you the lowdown in his 'fireside chats'. I think you would be much more annoyed, yet that president was FDR, one of the greatest........."
Character 1: "I get it, no need to make my lack of robot chicken one of your historiful moments.
Character 2: "Yeah, but imagine if you were in the 1930's and every night the president would give you the lowdown in his 'fireside chats'. I think you would be much more annoyed, yet that president was FDR, one of the greatest........."
Character 1: "I get it, no need to make my lack of robot chicken one of your historiful moments.
by historophile December 8, 2009
An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
by Merovaeus January 21, 2004
by AXiD January 8, 2004
Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.
by Darrell Lund September 6, 2007