BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
Many trustafarians are actually hippiecrites, rich closeted conservative children who want to rebel against their parents who were hard working businesspeople who probably started with nothing and struggled to build a fortune while their brat kid pisses it away on drugs, booze, cars, hookers, and traveling.
"Yeah Bill, he was being a damn hippiecrite today. He kept saying he was growing out his beard and won't use toilet paper anymore because trees are used to make it. But, I saw him stealing several rolls out of the corporate john!'