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A person who squats on a hole in the floor toilet to take a dump and then wipes his ass with the fingers of the left hand while he pours water on his ass with a glass held in the right hand.
Hindu mom after immigrating to the US: Son, why are you wasting money buying toilet paper? Why dont you use your fingers like all of us Hindus?

American mom: Son, please don't eat breakfast at that Patel run hotel where the cooks clean their asses with their fingers after dipping them in water.
by Suresh Patil May 20, 2011
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The word Hindu ( H.I.N.D.U) is in fact a abbreviation ( acronym) for > Hitler In New Donkey Uniform
Hindus are facsists by thought, nature and conduct. An Australian Christian Missionary , namely Grahm Steve was burnt alive by the fascist Hindu terrorists in the indian state of orrissa few years back when he was sleeping in his jeep alongwith his little son who was also burnt alive alongwith him.

by John Francios March 15, 2008
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A person of the hindu religion, also a term used for somebody who doesn't want to kill an animal for some unknown reason. Hindu can be interchangeable for hippie if you feel like making fun of a vegetarian.
Billy: But I don't want to kill the deer, dad!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!
by Wesley Durrance September 16, 2005
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N-It is the Indian way of addressing a fellow Indian
Ey Hindu wuss good ?? OR Sup my Hindu ??
by John11 August 18, 2005
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a paper duck. it looks like a rubber duck.
A paper duck that looks like a rubber duck. a hindu
by argok20 May 27, 2008
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Oldest religion on earth, and quite possibly the most primitive, most of whoms followers follow the ancient technique or idol worship and urine bathing to shun away evil spirits. Devout followers refrain from modern hygiene products, including deoderants, colognes, etc.
"Namaste brother"

"damn that hindu stinks"
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Bastardiation of the pluram form of Hindu (Hindu's.)
Judaism is about 3500-4000 years old. Hinduism ain't that old. Anyone who thinks that is a moron.
by Myajd jdg August 03, 2005
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