Hillsy

A man who uses cucumbers outside of salad applications.

If you don't shut up I'll use this cucumber and do a Hillsy on you. Thusly you will come like a Hillsy. Twat.

by Djemba Djemba July 31, 2003

Hillsy

A flamboyant homosexual who refuses to come out because either he doesn't know he's gay or doesn't want anyone knowing.

Elton John and Freddie Mercury were such Hillsy's but came out eventually

by Dave Buller July 28, 2003

Hillsy

A man it is unwise to leave your children with because they will end up fucked shitless.

I would let you near my child, but I think you may be a bit of a Hillsy, and don't want him come over. Twat.

by Industrial Light and Magic Johnson July 31, 2003

Hillsy

Adj: An oblivious woofter; An unaware mincer.

One who is either ignorant of their own homosexuality, or is in a state of denial.

Usually symptoms include a macho preoccupation with their image and Cricket.

Dale Winton provided a classic example until recently.

Ian Botham

by Wilmot Brown July 30, 2003

Hillsy Syndrome

A rare birth defect that causes one to make excessive "among us" related jokes and/or references especially under extremely inappropriate circumstances.

Person 1: Hello Braeden, how are you on this fine day?

Braeden: YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER! SUSSY BALLS! EMERGENCY MEETING! Let's get this crewmate dub. 😎

Person 1: Oh good heavens! You must have been born with Hillsy Syndrome. I will alert the authorities immediately!

by Cosmo21 September 6, 2021

Hillsy day out

When the aforementioned has to stop for an emergency shit in the bushes

Where's hillsy today?
Oh he's having a day out (emergency shit)
Hillsy day out

by Willop65 May 15, 2023