1. The act of having sexual relations with a girl, then quickly pulling out to ejaculate on convieniently place letuce. When finished the man makes the girl eat the letuce
John: so guys guess what i did last night?
Ryan: tell me you werent Hidden valley Ranchin her last night did you?
Brittany: Yes he did.
Ryan: tell me you werent Hidden valley Ranchin her last night did you?
Brittany: Yes he did.
by Mr.Blopduken July 7, 2010
The act of buying hidden valley ranch and pouring it on the penis and shaft and making sure to completely covered in the white gold we call ranch. Then your partner proceeds to make a swirling motion up your shaft with their mouth so it looks like the pictures you see of a hurricane on tv. The faster you do it the better it looks and feels. So make sure to give them that "sloppy toppy".
Jen came home and told Dustin she bought the family sized ranch dressing so she can give him the "hidden valley hurricane" all night long.
by Zayk47 December 1, 2018
The 2011 term for a very forrsted twat. Unexplored or not, the hidden valley still draws in lost travelers from vegas.
Comrade: Dang, she looks like she's fine in bed.
comrade 2: No dude, trust me. all you find is the hidden valley ranch.
comrade 2: No dude, trust me. all you find is the hidden valley ranch.
by Dr. Schevenko April 23, 2011
by Pedobear2302 February 14, 2017
by Funkymunkey00 July 11, 2009
A middle school full of thots who think they are cool because they talk to to Highschoolers. You can either be very rich or very ghetto.
by theajdvisax June 2, 2020
During sex, just as the male is about to cum, he doens't tell the female and instead shoots the money shot on the face.
reference to Ranch Dressing
reference to Ranch Dressing
by Dr. Asian Love May 23, 2003