The Hidden Valley Ranch

The 2011 term for a very forrsted twat. Unexplored or not, the hidden valley still draws in lost travelers from vegas.

Comrade: Dang, she looks like she's fine in bed.

comrade 2: No dude, trust me. all you find is the hidden valley ranch.

by Dr. Schevenko May 14, 2011

Hidden valley ranch

The jizz in between the cleavage

Jessie loves the hidden valley ranch given by her boyfriend

by Pedobear2302 February 14, 2017

Hidden Valley Ranch

Hidden Valley-vagina or penis.
Ranch- the white cum from the Hidden Valley.

And then came the Hidden Valley Ranch.

by Funkymunkey00 July 11, 2009

Hidden Valley Ranch

Name for a woman's thick and creamy pussy juice.

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.

by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023

Hidden valley ranch

Ranch.

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store

by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?

by granolamom July 14, 2022