Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.
by BridgetObama April 11, 2019
A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".
by antihetero November 27, 2021
Quandale Dingle: Do you support LGBTQ+
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality
Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality
Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...
by Kia Malifa January 16, 2023
The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 28, 2020