Herpagonnhasyphillaids

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by any sexual activity. Symptoms include: Anal seepage, internal bleeding, swelling of the clitoris, shrinking of the testes, vandriff, etc. This disease can also be fatal and those who extract it must seek medical help immediately.

Jackie noticed white flakes in her panties and thought it was Crabs. She went to her Gyno and had a blood test. He told her it was Herpagonnhasyphillaids and she only had 14 months to live.

Herpagonnhasyphillaids by Wepak January 20, 2007

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Herpagonnasyphillaids

A term referring to the many STDs you might acquire from an innocent act like sharing a dryer sheet in a community laundry room, or sitting in a public hot tub or steam room, or using a public toilet.

Man, I found a strange dryer sheet in my clothes again. I hope I don't get Herpagonnasyphillaids from that shit.

Herpagonnasyphillaids by Kanji_Flufenoff January 8, 2012

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Herpagonnasyphilaids

A fake disease name given to the biggest whores in school

Guy 1: I think I'm going to try to hop on that
Guy 2: No don't, Jimmy said she had Herpagonnasyphilaids.
Guy 1: Ewww
Guy 2: I know, I even heard she blew 3 guys at once under the bleachers.

Herpagonnasyphilaids by Lord Cockswidth III January 3, 2013