A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.
First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."
Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."
Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."
by michiganmayday April 18, 2010
Also known as "athletic pubalgia", a sports hernia occurs when there is a weakening of the muscles or tendons of the lower abdominal wall. It is not a true, or "inguinal hernia" as there is no bulge or protrusion through the inguinal canal.
Diagnosis is often very difficult, and many doctors will initial diagnose the patient with a pulled muscle or sprain. Ultra sound and MRI are most effective to detect a tear, although sometimes it still goes undetected.
The only effective method of treatment is surgery, though unfortunately after years of countless operations, it is considered "experimental" by many insurance companies.
Diagnosis is often very difficult, and many doctors will initial diagnose the patient with a pulled muscle or sprain. Ultra sound and MRI are most effective to detect a tear, although sometimes it still goes undetected.
The only effective method of treatment is surgery, though unfortunately after years of countless operations, it is considered "experimental" by many insurance companies.
If someones had a sports hernia that means that they were going "balls to the wall" and are super hardcore!
by Dzak Ijcs August 14, 2009
Tom: "Hey did you know George got a Greek Hernia?"
Pat: "what's a Greek Hernia?"
Tom:"its from too much greek style sex in bushes."
Pat:"well its expected. He has been frequently visiting parks with random chicks"
Pat: "what's a Greek Hernia?"
Tom:"its from too much greek style sex in bushes."
Pat:"well its expected. He has been frequently visiting parks with random chicks"
by The Hungarian Hammer August 13, 2010
A type of red swelling of the anus, as a result of over-use of anal insertions (through sexual intercourse, or foreign objects of increasing girth) The over-use of such activity leads to the person's anus being perminently red and swollen, and leaves it in a state of constant "gaping", with the sphincter glad unable to operate properly due to constant abuse. This can cause the recipient long term issues with boewel control.
The act of "anal destruction" is popular in certain homosexual groups.
Name is based on the "hind" becoming soft and wet, like a "marsh"
The act of "anal destruction" is popular in certain homosexual groups.
Name is based on the "hind" becoming soft and wet, like a "marsh"
by Cartonliaz1 June 22, 2009
When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
The hilarious process of removing one testicle and placing it outside the top waistband of your pants or shorts so it looks like a hernia.
Jimmy: Ever seen a canecutter's hernia? (Places one nut outside his pants).
Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)
Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)
by Justin Sanderson April 22, 2007
Noun - An opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one's jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. Technically, it's a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket.
Boy1 to Boy2: With that many keys in your pocket, it's no wonder that your jeans have a pocket hernia.
by Klondike708 April 1, 2012