Hernandezed

On June 26, 2013, Aaron Hernandez, Tight End for the New England Patriots, was taken from his home in handcuffs and into police custody. The Patriots released Hernandez later that day. Currently, Hernandez is a suspect in a police investigation surrounding the murder of an associate, Odin Lloyd.

Hernandezed (verb) 1. to proverbially kill or slaughter (usually a joke or story)

Note: can have positive or negative connotation.

Taylor: "Enough jokes about Aaron Hernandez and Ray Lewis - I'm laughing to DEATH".
Greg: "Wow, you really 'Hernandezed' that one."

by pancakmakr June 26, 2013

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hernandez

noun: One of which comes from mexico and cant read. She usually smells of cabbage and hot dogs.

Man your such a hernandez

by freeballs September 5, 2006

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Hernandezing

Verb:

To have your hands behind your back as if you were hand cuffed while you're arms are still under your shirt. Similar to how Aaron Hernandez was arrested.

Friend: "Hey check out Aaron Hernandez on SportsCenter! He just got arrested!"
Me: "Dude they didn't even let him put a shirt on before the cuffed him. That has got to be a new trend! Hernandezing!"

by JFLO August 13, 2013

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Anisia Hernandez

She is simply the most amazing and beautiful girl in the world. She is one of the nicest people out there. She never judges or looks down on anyone. She sees the goodness in people and looks past their mistakes and imperfections. She has changed so many people's lives for the better. She makes your happiness the top priority. She is the most selfless person I know. She doesn't get to be happy all that often, but when she is happy everyone around her can't help but to be happy too. She can make you a better person just by being a part of your life. She is perfect. She is an angel. She is the best friend a person could have. She is Anisia<3

Anisia Hernandez has always been there for me. I wouldn't be here with out here. I could never thank her enough for everything she has done for me. She is probably the sweetest, smartest, strongest, truest, most caring, helpful, beautiful, fun, faithful, awesome, amazing, and just plain perfect person I know. I don't deserve a friend as amazing as her. Knowing her has changed my life so much. I love her more than anything and I couldn't live without her.

by ill never deserve you October 28, 2011

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