4 definitions by Alicforhigs

dogoitis

The irresistible urge to hug your dog

Guy 1: Dude why are you hugging your dog.
Guy2: I have Dogoitis

by Alicforhigs May 7, 2018

Aaron Hernandez

To murder three people and then hang yourself from a window with bedsheets.

Guy 1: Dude how did your game go.
Guy2: I'm gonna go home and Aaron Hernandez

by Alicforhigs April 19, 2017

Nigger Cocked

To be sexually assisted by someone of African-American origin

Officer that man nigger cocked me

by Alicforhigs December 21, 2016

hoid

Materials:
Hot candle wax
Bucket of shit

The women coats the inside of her vagina with a layer of hot candle wax. The man then placed his penis in a bucket of shit and places his shit coated penis inside the candle wax coated vagina. The two partners then wait for the candle wax to dry and are forever sealed in a sacred bond. (If gay the hot candle was can be placed inside the asshole).

Me and my mom hoided last night.

by Alicforhigs December 16, 2016