guy one: dude, i took that chick home last night, and i discovered she was actually a dude! i think?
guy two: dude....she was a hermaphrodite!
guy one: whats that?
guy two: a chick wit a dick!
guy two: dude....she was a hermaphrodite!
guy one: whats that?
guy two: a chick wit a dick!
by lovexlovexlovexlove July 11, 2008
most common example of a hermaphrodite is a worm. But on rare ocasions can occur in humans. You're girl/boy friend drops there pants to reveal a penis and a vagina... whoaaa... than you fuck them anyways.
by Jaronamo Rain February 16, 2009
Pat's lawyer argued that a hermaphrodite doesn't actually have to have both male and female genitalia, just male and female characteristics. Some of these characteristics can be mental, emotional, psychological. Therefore, Pat, the Glabbit, became a USA Marine.
by Cris Brosis, bearded lady & "sword swallower" July 8, 2006
Freak of the nature. Hermaphrodites are weirdos, who have genitalia of both sexes, both dick and pussy, and thus, they're uberfreaks.
hermaphrodites are from the andromeda galaxy, and they escaped into this world because their own species hated them so much that hermaphrodites were almost killed off.
Hermaphrodites have a plan to conquer and enslave this world, and they're masters of mind control. George W. Bush is in their control, and hermaphrodites are using him to their own horrible and freakish ends. But there is still hope, for hermaphrodites cannot reproduce, and their race is going to die off in a thirty years.
hermaphrodites are from the andromeda galaxy, and they escaped into this world because their own species hated them so much that hermaphrodites were almost killed off.
Hermaphrodites have a plan to conquer and enslave this world, and they're masters of mind control. George W. Bush is in their control, and hermaphrodites are using him to their own horrible and freakish ends. But there is still hope, for hermaphrodites cannot reproduce, and their race is going to die off in a thirty years.
Hermaphrodite 1. "Mwahahahaa! These humans are so stupid. They still don't view us threat."
Hermaphrodite 2. "Yeah pal, but they're going to learn when we destroy their race and take over this world."
Both: "Mwahahahahaha!"
Hermaphrodite 2. "Yeah pal, but they're going to learn when we destroy their race and take over this world."
Both: "Mwahahahahaha!"
by Ihatehermaphrodites. June 11, 2007
a person that at first glance you think its one sex then the next glance it looks like the other.unable to find out it actually confuses you what sex they are.
by laliepoppers17 April 22, 2008
Amy; Do You Know Ellen O'Connell?? From Pa?
Faith; Oh Yeah! What About Her?
Latrell; She's A Hermaphrodite!
Faith; Really!?
Amy; YEAH!
Faith; Oh Yeah! What About Her?
Latrell; She's A Hermaphrodite!
Faith; Really!?
Amy; YEAH!
by AmyWTFAutopsy!<3 April 6, 2011
by Lori Inthisone December 9, 2003