Herk Ma Derk is code word for jerking off. Teachers won't understand what your saying and is perfect for the in class handy.
Hey could you Herk Ma Derk quick while the teacher isn't looking?
by Fapper2000 May 13, 2014
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when your so twisted on some lean that you believe you possess superhuman strength and/or other supernatural abilities. can also be caused by a mixture of substances. herculean can result in a superman complex or better known as believing you're indestructible or unstoppable. also more commonly spelt Herk-Q-Lean
Herculean : "Did you see David on that lean when he ripped down that door and caught Sally cheating, he must of been on that Herk-Q-Lean ."
by Lil D$$$$ January 10, 2009
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A person in the act of popping his/her flachulent bubbles with their teeth underwater.
Look at that goddamn herk-a-merk!!
by Jeff Danielson April 10, 2008
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group of virgins who also fall a few feet short of 6ft, mostly jewish and indian. In order to join you must swear to be void of all female contact and swear to protect a spanish retard whos been playing a video game for 20 years and still cant win anything by himself.
Cant believe stacy rejected me because i barely reached her elbow just wait until the herk hears about this.
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