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1) pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of the Family Guy character "Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.
noun: "Mr. Smith, the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those high school girls."
by Brandon Roby/George Palma June 16, 2008
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1:An old pedifile off of Family Guy.
2:A pervert
Herbert:You wanna popsicle?I got some in my basement

That guy is such a herbert.
by Krastopher February 01, 2009
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A Herbert is a person who at times may be dorky, a loser, says things that they believe are funny..but arent. In most cases a Herbert is a Russell.
You. are. such. A. Herbert.
by English Partner :) December 07, 2010
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the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
by thedouchies May 18, 2009
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the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.
Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert
by luckiepee-air January 13, 2011
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A simple person; someone who is not very intelligent; an idiot.
Don't stick your fingers in the socket, you herbert!
by Olga P. April 03, 2008
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It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.

"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."

"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."

"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."

"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."

"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
by Øne October 23, 2007
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