by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
A Hephaestus is someone or the name of a person who is sweet, kind and caring. They mostly express themselves through humor and are usually big movie geeks.
Person 1: I met Hephaestus yesterday, he was such an amazing person !
Person 2: He really is cool, and his film knowledge is impressive too.
Person 2: He really is cool, and his film knowledge is impressive too.
by BronnyJocker833 April 7, 2021
greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.
his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.
his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire
you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"
by charlie December 1, 2004
Please don't reply to any post by the troll king known as Hephaestus or his replies of "your gay" will give him a woody.
by Ralph Hinkley April 2, 2005