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john henrying 

The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.
I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead.
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Henrying 

Word used towards a person who acts like he has a life of luxury and feels superior to others.
- Loco quiero comprarme esa cartera LV de 500 dólares

- Estás henrying ahí ya como 500 va seguí
Henrying by TheWil November 15, 2019

Henrying 

Henrying

Henrying is the act of leaning on something with the opposite hand on your hip. It was popularized by French footballer Thierry Henry after scoring a goal against Huston Dynamo early September, 2013.

Steps to Henrying:

1. Lean on something, anything.

2. Opposite hand on hip.

3. One leg planted, other leg crossed, toe pointing downward.

4. Head down toward the ground.
Mike: Do you see that guy over there? What's he doing?

Bill: It looks like he's Henrying.
Henrying by Jamabes September 23, 2013

henryfnord 

someone with more skillz than they let on, especially a master among disciples. someone pretending to be less than they are to gain an advantage.
I thought that guy was a fool, but he turned out to be a stone henryfnord.
henryfnord by ajilion October 28, 2003

Henrying 

When you spend so much time looting in game, that you lose track of what's going on. Pulling a Henry, or Henrying will leave your team to continue on as if you had already died.
"Where's Carl?"
"Oh, forget Carl, he's Henrying."
Henrying by EddibleOne January 25, 2019

Henryton Maneuver 

vandalism! Best used regarding revenge or retaliation.

The Henryton Sanitarium is outside of Baltimore Maryland and was abandoned in the 1980s. For the last 20 years it has been a Mecca for teenagers and anyone else who wants to destroy things. Pictures of the damage to this place can be found by Googling Henryton Sanitarium.

The phrase Henryton Maneuver was originally coined by teenagers who were planning to go there and vandalize the place. Now the phrase is used throughout Maryland to describe any act of vandalism especially as an act of revenge or retaliation.
"This asshole was fucking with me on the highway today, so followed him home and got his address. What do you say we throw down a major Henryton Maneuver on his car tonight?"

Last night we went to that old Bitch's house and engaged in a serious Henryton Maneuver.

When old people in the neighbor hood screw with us, they always get a Henryton Maneuver.
Henryton Maneuver by Bagmister December 14, 2008