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The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 31, 2022
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