My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.
by Ian Chode April 4, 2003
The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro July 23, 2007
A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"
#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."
#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."
by Danzuki January 23, 2012
Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
A pickup line made from the gods.
You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022