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A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.
Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.
by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004

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