Hemeloid 

A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.

Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.

Hemeloid by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004

Hemeroid Hitman 

A term used to describe the pounding of the ass and roids of one homo by another homo causing death to the first homo's hemoroids.

Eric is a contract "hemeroid Hitman".

Eric assinated Raul's hemeroids last night

Hemeroid Hitman by TBAG321 February 15, 2009