my girlfriend has had to wash her eyes and ears everyday because she can’t hear or see due to the creamy Hellen keller
by Vlad_thebear January 17, 2023
A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.
"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"
by TheDongDiddler March 18, 2016
by boomshockalocka January 11, 2009
A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.
Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.
Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.
Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.
by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017
Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014
A step up from the Ray Charles Challenge.
The act of smoking loud (kush) and boxing out until you cant see anymore or hear because of the loud weed.
The act of smoking loud (kush) and boxing out until you cant see anymore or hear because of the loud weed.
That Hellen Keller Challenge had me going blind and deaf!
by Corey Gunz August 17, 2011
When one takes food off of another person´s plate without permission. Also known as to pull a Helen Keller
by Esteban229 April 17, 2011