Mephistophelean stench: charnel-house breeze, wolverine sphincter zephyr, mutant swamp gas all rolled into one, which very sadly comes from the mouth of one who does not practice optimum oral hygiene. Can remove paint, eyebrows and developing love affairs at twenty paces. Sleep, coffee, booze and kimchi-related variants are common.
A canary in a cage suspended from one's forehead is an accurate and reliable indicator for hellbreath. When the canary begins to retch and gag, brush your teeth, numbnut.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.