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doin da heizman 

pushin away a girl cause her breath stank or she got no bank
your in a club and a girl comes up to you but her breath stank you push her away like your doin da heizman pose, or a girl is just hanging around cause u got money you need to push that ho away
doin da heizman by malberts January 1, 2007

heismannin 

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads
heismannin by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Dirty Heisman 

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX
I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.

give the heisman 

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.
His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.
give the heisman by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003
Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.
When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.
heisman by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004

Heismanned 

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!