Hedgehog

A person who loves eating pussy through heavy bush.

My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.

by cacticards January 7, 2015

Hedgehog

Slang for poo

Roxy: OMG! There is a hedgehog in my garden!

Jamie: A poop?

Roxy: ... No, the animal

by PixieCat December 30, 2014

Hedgehog

A cute guy that I like to stare at. And has spiky hair every time it's wet or windy.

I think I am really falling for you, you idiot.

L

A: Did you see Hedgehog today?
L: Yeeeess he was so cute the wind really messed up his hair.

by miau0 June 14, 2022

Hedgehog

A female (usually ugly) who refuses to shave her pubes.

Oh man, it was a jungle down there! What a hedgehog

by Meteorox May 16, 2011

Hedgehog

A local meaning in Yorkshire for when a female needs to pull her top up.

Me:'Susan, hedgehog baby thats not attractive.'
Susan:'Oppsy, thankyou stunnah'
*pulls top up*

by Ian D May 7, 2012

Hedgehog

When somebody's dress is failing down, shout HEDGEHOG and they will understand and pull it up, Bradford slang.

'Ey girl you need to hedgehog!'

Girl 1: 'Omg you hedgehog'

Girl 2: 'Er no, thats you lol'

Girl 1: 'No you need to hedgehog'

Girl 2: 'Least im not a mole, mole head mole head mole head mole head lol!'

Girl 1: 'No urban dictionary it gal!'

by Moleybrad March 10, 2012

Hedgehog

when a woman has shaven her DOO-DAH and stubble is evident

collen has a hedgehog

by Anonymous May 14, 2003