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Badass, owner of heathon.com
Hey, did you get that sweet gift card from Heathon?

Yeah, i got it at heathon.com
heathon by derpyderpdoge October 8, 2020

henthorn 

Bug eyed fuck, probably from mossly and looks extremely like Randall from monsters inc, has a very strong feelings towards King Julian
She looks like a henthorn
henthorn by Anusemaster January 10, 2017

heathernet

Like the internet, but instead of computers and stuff, it's chicken wire hooked up to a car battery.
This heathernet is the way of the future
heathernet by Rocco February 13, 2004

heatherness

Heatherness, a common adjective to describe a beautiful ginger haired girl. Everyone should have a little big of heatherness in their day
I didnt get my daily dose of heatherness today
heatherness by TheDoctorHeather January 25, 2014

Henthorning it

1) To drive like you stole it, foot to the floor, squealing tyres, the full shebang (and then some!)
"Man, look at how fast he is driving, he is really Henthorning it"
Henthorning it by Redline0846 October 3, 2014

heathernet

the most bullshit internet you have ever seen it runs on hamster sperm while watching tentacle porn
have u seen his heathernet its bullshit
heathernet by disss dick July 28, 2016