Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.