(verb) to make a tasteless joke at another's expense
(after making a joke about a bald friend)
"Oh man, she totally heathed you!"
by Chri Chri January 28, 2008
Top Definition
Heath is a name for a guy with brown hair, pretty eyes, sometimes wears glasses, gorgeous smile and has a very nice penis with excellent sexual powers.
Oh wow, I never thought I'd see a dick as hot as Heath's.
by titsrnicer February 03, 2010
Heath is a name for a Cowboy, and a particularly handsome one at that; a redneck and proud to be one, especially driving through mud holes in his green Z (aka, "The Green Monster").
I miss my handsome Cowboy, I miss my Heath.
by HeathsSweetheart January 12, 2012
Proper noun refering to an oversized penis.
Omg! Your not putting that Heath inside me. What kind of a slut do you think I am?
by bigtitsallymcgee June 09, 2015
Heath is a shortened name for Heather. Only a girl who is liked by all the "bros" can be called Heath. This name gives anyone named Heather a more likeable attitude, vibe and charisma. The name makes the "Heather" more approachable. Since Heath is a man's name calling a woman "Heath" makes her seem fun and confident.
Michael: "Yo isn't that Heather?"

Katie: "No man, we call her Heath!"
by kellyarnoldmyers June 01, 2011
Heath is a man who is lazy. He always has sexual fantasies and he will never do his chores in time. He is a horny bastard who will do his sexual fantasies before actually working.
He is such a Heath.
by WelshBoyWilliams January 12, 2016
A type of Klondike Ice-cream bar. Or your best friend who is blonde and random and can make you laugh.
Your such a heath.
by Bina93 December 28, 2009
A sketchy male often sleeping with older women. is under age but hangs with older people and so people just think he is over 18. loves to party and get fucked up hardcore mother fucker. Loves being high on marijuana and is a very hard worker and drinks more then trips. may be known for his laid back hick town druggieness
Larry: heath is coming down

Matt: sweet so we are getting shit faced and not tripping?
by Frankmatthewpauljones April 27, 2010
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