Objection, hearsay

The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.

by Undefined Object May 5, 2022

Objection Hearsay

Objection! Hearsay!

Now I’m Ashamed To Show My Face
Well I’m A Famous Movie Star
Yeah Life Is Always Fine
I Sit Down At My Penthouse
Drinking Mega Pints Of Wine

Objection! Hearsay!

I Don’t Know Why We Ever Wed

Objection! Hearsay!

Who The Hell Poops In Someone’s Bed
I Object To Everything
I May Have An Infection
Cause I Say I Object
The Judge Says “That Was Your Own Question”

Objection! Hearsay!
I Don’t Know Why We Ever Wed

Objection! Hearsay!

Who The Hell Poops In Someone’s Bed
I Object To Everything
I May Have An Infection
Cause I Say I Object
The Judge Says “That Was Your Own Question”

Objection! Hearsay!

Objection Hearsay is a good song. Amber's Lawyer.

by Captain_Afraid May 11, 2022

The Hearsay State

A nickname for California due to the vast numbers of people convicted and imprisoned without any evidence whatsoever.

We gotta get outta here, my man, we are being released from prison in The Hearsay State!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 19, 2020

801 Hearsay Motions

If your lawyer isn't filing any of these, then he ain't fo' you.

Judge: So what exactly is wrong with your lawyer?
Defendant: Your Honor, he ain't filin' any motions.
Judge: What kind of motions should he be filing?
Defendant: I don't know...801 hearsay motions!

by kcblake September 1, 2011

Hearsay gay

Indication that someone is rumoured to be homosexual.

- I heard that Walt Disney is gay !

- Yep, dunno.. but definitely he is a hearsay gay !

by Sir "Smokealot Finn" Robin January 8, 2011

heresy hearsay

An inadmissible statement in court whereby da witness claims to have heard someone else make religiously-scandalous statements.

I would rather get someone's unconventional theological opinions "right from the horse's mouth"; otherwise it's just heresy hearsay.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

Hearsay

When your friend doesn’t fall for the standard “deez nuts” approach.

You- “That’s hearsay”
Friend- “What’s hearsay?”

You- “ Hear, say I put my nuts in your mouth”

by dogbonesaretasty December 16, 2022