Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.
Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
by bobsagetkay2234 July 12, 2008
A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.
by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018
by TheLiberalZombie July 27, 2022
by ironyguy July 23, 2022
That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.
by BhettyBhoop July 23, 2022
Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
by yowhatupitsyoboiuhskinnypenis June 17, 2019
When u at a trap house and the dealer makes you eat out the #1 crackheads asshole until u puke then sucks the puke up with a straw
by TweekerT69 August 12, 2023