Housecarl

A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.

Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.

Housecarl by Grosenberries November 14, 2014

hawtcarll 

The man, the myth, the LEGEND....owning 51% stock in saran wrap. This man has givin more hot carl's, than any other person alive!

Hawtcarll is the baddest mother fucker on the face of the earth.

hawtcarll by Hawtcarll January 1, 2009