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Hatsuharu Sohma

Possessed by the Chinese Zodiac spirit of the Ox, and a member of the Sohma family, Hatsuharu "Haru" Sohma is yet another damn hot white-haired anime character. Unfortunately he`s taken; he`s in a relationship with Isuzu "Rin" Sohma, the girl possessed by the Horse. Haru`s usually deadpan and emotionless as a rock, but he`s been known to make ridiculous jokes to clear the air when things get too serious. He`s one of the taller Zodiac spirit-possessors, had three piercings in each ear, a snake tattoo on his upper left arms, and likes his clothes flashy.

Also unfortunately, whenever he`s hugged by a normal girl, he`ll transform into an ox. Bummer for all you fangirls.

Oh--and did I mention he was bipolar? He doesn`t lose it often, but when he gets seriously angry, he snaps and turns into "Black Haru", an unstoppable juggernaut that destroys everything in his path and has been known to be an aggressive flirt.
Hatsuharu Sohma: It`s okay. I love you.

Yuki Sohma: Please save those lines for Rin. She`s staring at you. Very intently, actually.

Haru: A mystery....

Black Haru: Let me ask you this...If I wear a three-piece suit, does it mean I won`t resort to blackmail? If I won`t pierce my ears, does it mean I won`t break someone`s heart? If my hair is black and shiny, does it mean I won`t kill you? Who the hell do you think you are? You think you`re God?! Well?! Do you?!

Black Haru: Don`t talk to me. It`ll make me want to kill you. You...and myself.
Hatsuharu Sohma by nekochu February 19, 2011
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hatsuharu 

A character from the wonderful anime and manga, Fruits Basket. The cow of the juunichi.
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