To get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.
by Todd Twinn May 9, 2007
"man, I got so hasselhoffed last night, I woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty's on my balls"
by nowa009 May 4, 2007
v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.
The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.
by jojoker March 16, 2010
by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005
1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
by Weaponxyz May 4, 2007
1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.
2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
by Ron Jeremey May 4, 2007
by motoboat August 2, 2010