Ellie Hartley is amazing she is funny and then most beautiful person I know. Her eyes are like heaven. all of your problems fade away when you are with her. She lights up the room when she walks. She is amazing!!
Ellie Hartley is a show stopper !!
by Andy black fan August 12, 2019
by Aidsolf Litler July 24, 2021
Dirty Hartley; During foreplay you proceed to mount your partner like a Polaris, pushing their face into the pillows and grabbing their ears like throttles. The sound “BRRRRRAAAAPPPP” is commonly made when they reach climax.
by Shanannabananas May 23, 2022
A very good rugby player who plays halfback and is very small. Usually wins the U5 division in everything.
by Yogurt_Head June 7, 2019
by poopyfinger11 October 29, 2019
A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.
Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)
Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)
Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!
Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!
Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!
Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
by Wardy949 May 20, 2011