Hartford Wisconsin

A place where nothing happens but everyone thinks shit happens. The hick population is insane and they all fight about there trucks and then think there cool. The gangster population is through the roof as well, which makes for some interesting parties of hicks, hoodsters, and normal people. Generally they all get drunk and fight until the slinger kids show up, then they become best friends and beat the crap out of the slinger kids together then go back to hating each other.

Person 1: Lets go to hartford wisconsin!!!!
Person 2: Wtf? Are you gay? Who would want to go to hartford?
Person 3: yea bro i should beat the shit out of you for saying that!
Person 2: Get that fucker!!!!!!

Hartford Wisconsin by lmfao omfg February 27, 2010

Hartford, Wisconsin

The rivalry between the Slinger kids and Hartford kids only exists because the guys at Slinger are jealous of the many HOT girls at Hartford. Hartford also has a Walmart, which kids seem to think is the shit and go there to entertain themselves.
The population of Hartford is very mixed.
Farmers/Rednecks-20% (Join FFA. Drive pick up trucks. Beer is their beverage of choice)
Ghetto Niggas-10% (Think the apartments by Independence are like the ghetto of New York. BS)
People who act like ghetto niggas-5% (Walk like they pissed in their pants)
Emo-10% (Wear pants when its 80 degrees outside. Stay after school for an hour just to socialize and blast music)
Jocks-10% (Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do anything but play sports and video games. Generally boring people. Go to popular parties but complain how lame they are. Then when the fun starts, they cry because they're going to get caught)
Normal People-20% (Average Joes. Not popular, not unpopular. People from other schools wouldn't know them. Party on their own, somewhat)
Whores/Sluts-10% (Many of the girls/boys like to get around and have been with eachother's exes. Rumors quickly spread about these people. EASY.)
Popular 5% (Includes some jocks, few normal people, and most of the whores. Have unique personalities, and are people people. Talk to everyone. Know many people from many other schools)

DUDE! im goin to a Hartford, Wisconsin party tonight!
Sweet man, ya gonna pick up some chicks and get your drank on?!
YEAH I AM

Hartford, Wisconsin by evilturkey August 23, 2011

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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