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A noise one makes when unhappy with the goings on around him/her. Derived from the noise a dog makes when they don't get what they want
When I told the cashier I had another order, he rolled his eyes and harfed at me
by Autumn Beller June 04, 2009
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to puke your guts out
I drank so much that I harfed all night.
by Melissa September 06, 2003
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When I seen her face Saturday, I about harfed.
by Alissa August 21, 2003
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How Asians say the word "half". Their decent refuses to let them annunciate "L's" in the English language.
Customer: I'd like half chicken and half steak on my plate.

Asian Waitress: Ah. Harf chicken and harf steak. Yes?

Customer: Yes.
by Dane Cross February 03, 2010
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verb
To spit game or attempt to pick up bustdowns, short for Holla at real fast! Sometimes just barking at women suffices.
Dude, Lets go get drunk and Harf some chicks tonight
by Atownsfinest February 11, 2010
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one half a gram of cocaine.
Harfs for sale! 40 dollars...Word ta LBC
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An attitude usually associtiated with a gaffaw and/or an eye roll and generally conotating dislike, annoiyance, or lack of concern.
When drunk uncle Larry told the same joke for the third time, I just had to harf.
by J. Corinne Gordon July 12, 2003
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