Hardware

a slang term referring to all metal/stones/plastics/etc worn by a person or person(s). Essentially, a plural term for "jewelry" to encompass all the different types of jewelry one may wear.

jewelry ice diamonds silver gold stones

Sentence 1: *See's punk rocker, wearing metal choker, onyx rings, plastic arm band.

"Dude, love the look! and your hardware is dope!"

Sentence 2: *Sees woman in dress with metal piercings in ear, and rubber wrist bands

Hey, loving your dress and your hardware.

by RoyalxDeath July 22, 2019

Get to the hardware

To drink a homebrew or microbrew down to the point of consuming the sediment at the bottom of the bottle.

"That Oberon might just be tastiest thing you'll ever drink, just make sure you dump it before you get to the hardware."

by dripnote January 24, 2009

Obi-chon Hardware

Where Luke Skywalker's uncle goes to get fasteners and other repair-materials for his machinery.

If da Obi-chon Hardware chain had stocked spare spaceship parts, maybe da Reisistance members wouldn't have had to stop for replacement parts at da shady salvage yard.

by QuacksO June 30, 2023

hardware sex

While shoving your penis into a woman’s vagina you select multiple hardware tools to shove up her anus while he bleeds all over the bed onto the tools.

“What is your favourite sex”

“Hardware sex!”

by French Roadman May 18, 2021

Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

by keckothedragon November 7, 2023