Happer Toesday

Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.

Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."

Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."

Happer Toesday by mickrett May 10, 2008

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Not a Campy Happer

A play on the expression "not a happy camper". Often used to try and alleviate some of the tension generally associated when using the expression.

Brad- "Oh man, Kevin just took a shit on Tod's floor!"

Carl- " Whoa, and Tod is not a campy happer, but Kevin should have known better than to drink Four Loko and eat all that Taco Bell."

Not a Campy Happer by Ageofchronic January 7, 2017

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Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.

I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.

Dung Hampers by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011