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Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.
“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.
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A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.
Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.
by CelticsFan69 August 14, 2008
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When you have a very happy penis.
“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."
by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014
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To make a smile shape with one's penis on another's face.
As Justin slept after a solid rogering, Shaun placed his flaccid penis on Justin's mouth and made the shape of a smile. He took a photo of this to show Justin the HapPenis when we awoke.
by Antrobus June 03, 2016
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